So, staying in touch with friends across the country is hard. Using myspace is equally difficult too. There are these videos of young (probably jail bait) girls sitting around in their underwear and pretending to talk to me. That’s not what i’m complaining about. The real issue is these “cool” videos. While seaching for the back link, a big explosion caught my eye. Well that’s kind of cool… I guess… a little longer glance and I see videos for morons. The videos in no particular order:

1. sledding face plant
2. last beer karate
3. extremely thick ice
4. big explosion
5. smiling dog
6. warthog barrel roll

determining the overall mental capacity required to enjoy these movies immediately shot scenes from idiocracy flashing through my head.

Anyone know where a starbucks is open this late?

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