Archive for January 3rd, 2008

Get ‘er done

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Man hurt as he uses shotgun to remove lug nut

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

SOUTHWORTH — A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies said.

The 66-year-old man had been repairing the car for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth and east of Port Orchard and had gotten all but one lug nut off the right rear wheel before getting frustrated Saturday, Deputy Scott Wilson said.

From about arm’s length the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was “peppered” in both legs with 00 buckshot and other debris.

Wilson described the injuries as “severe but not life-threatening.”

“an unfortunate lapse in calculation of consequences”

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Stirring Up the Wasp Nest
2007 Personal Account

I work in a geology lab with very smart people, such as James, who can tell you the petrogenetic peculiarities of low-alkali tholeiitic basalt after hydrothermal alteration. But our hero James recently demonstrated that there is a significant difference between intelligence and common sense.While casting about for ways to rid himself of a pesky wasp nest, his eye fell upon his trusty Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Armed with this fearsome weapon, James attacked the wasp nest. He sucked up all the wasps, who buzzed angrily as they struggled in vain against the wind-tunnel. The dustbag was soon alive with their buzzing.James now found that he had a new problem: to wit, a vacuum cleaner bag full of live, disgruntled wasps. He had to find a way to kill them before he could safely turn off the vacuum. And while his previous idea was merely ill-considered, his next was a masterpiece of moronity.He held the vacuum tube in one hand, a can of RAID in the other, and proceeded to spray the insecticide into the vacuum. What our smart young scientist failed to remember is that aerosols are flammable, and vacuum cleaner motors generate heat. The resulting explosion removed his facial hair, and scattered the dusty, angry contents of the Dirt Devil all over the vicinity.

Adding insult to injury, James was not the only one to survive with minor injuries. The wasps proceeded to vent their spleen upon the exposed (and slightly scorched) skin of the scientist, who referred to the episode as “an unfortunate lapse in calculation of consequences.”

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Gag Reflex

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Gag Reflex
2007 Personal Account

A story to make parents shudder… Some friends were hanging out in Andrew’s basement, joking around, playing video games, eating. Andrew was irritable that night. He chose to to deal with the situation by threat. If certain named people did not stop bothering him, he said, as he loaded his Tippmann 98 custom paintgun, he would shoot them.Although Andrew assured everyone that the safety was on, and he wouldn’t shoot unless annoyed, one guy was not reassured. He jumped on Andrew and wrestled for the gun. Andrew threw him aside, and (as he later explained) “to prove the safety was on,” he opened his mouth, inserted the barrel of the paintgun, and pulled the trigger.His eyes widened as the paintball fired into his throat at 300 feet per second. He fell to his knees, coughing blood, but refused to let anyone call an ambulance. His throat was so swollen that he had difficulty breathing. After two hours, he recovered long enough to kick everyone out of his house, and suffer in private.Andrew couldn’t eat for three days, and couldn’t talk for a week. Once he was able to open his mouth, he realized he had blown his uvula clean off. It was gone! And he had no gag reflex, either.

His uvula does appear to be growing back, and he shows no symptoms of long term damage, which is rather lucky. We all tease him about it from time to time. The best part of the story is that his parents never found out!

Darwin says, “The parents will know now, though! Considering how many people die or are seriously injured by blanks, he was extremely lucky.”

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Macworld Keynote 2008 Predictions Form Contest

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

MacWorld Keynote Prediction Form

The Bureau of Communication is a really cool website that provides several simple and elegant online forms that you can fill out and send to people for a variety of everyday correspondence, like a formal apology or airing a grievance.

The Bureau of Communication was created by Magnetism Studios, the guys behind Insanely Great Tees and their latest form is for a Macworld Keynote 2008 Predictions contest, where the best entries will win t-shirts.

Like a lot of you, we’re pretty curious to see what Apple will be coming out with next week at the Macworld Expo. We’ve got a few theories of our own, though time will tell how many of them come true. In the meantime, coming up with half-baked theories and trying to convince your friends is a pretty fun past time. That’s why we came up with our Official Keynote Prediction form. You fill it out with your theories and send it to your friends. Try it, it’s fun!

Speaking of the upcoming Macworld Keynote, Matt Haughey has created an interesting experiment, the Keynote Index Fund that asks the following question:

What if you invested $10,000 the day before the keynote, then sold at the end of the keynote day? What if you waited until the day after? What if you did this every year for the past ten years that Jobs has been doing them? Is it possible to make money off the Apple keynote talks given by Steve Jobs?

KineticWorld, A New Blog About Kinetic & Electronic Art by CTP

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

KineticWorld

Bay Area artist CTP, who’s been involved with events like Maker Fair and RoboGames, has just launched KineticWorld, a new blog about kinetic and electronic art. CTP is currently looking for more contributors, if interested, contact him directly.

Dungeon Majesty, A Live Action D&D Public Access TV Show

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

All of this recent Dungeons & Dragons nostalgia made me think of Dungeon Majesty, a hilarious public access cable television show from 2004 produced by Telefantasy Studios where four women play D&D and act out the various battle scenes with ridiculous green screen effects. I love the animations of the monsters they encounter.

Here’s the original trailer. Episodes of Dungeon Majesty are available on DVD and can now be viewed YouTube as well. Natural 20!

Fantastic Plastic Machine

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

I recently heard this song call “Dear Mr Salesman” on Illinois Street lounge and loved it. I am going to pick up a CD this weekend. Give it a listen here.

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